Why so Serious?

Medicine It's all In the name

Medicine have you secretly had a doubt that your parents didn’t love you enough to put in some time and effort to come up with a less embarrassing name for you? Thank god that your fate wasn’t it the hands of the people who named these unfortunate medicines!
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Fukitol
Hell yeah! Such a brilliant solution to all life’s troubles that are depressing us! Lets Fukitol! Now medicines teach us how to sport a badass attitude and get through life’s troubles!

Ayds
Umm, no. We aren’t talking about the disease.
Ayds was a product that claimed to reduce cravings.
For Food.
Hear us out please before you jump to conclusions. Why the name Ayds? We would like to know too!

Xanax
Got an extraterrestrial disorder? Here is a Medicine cure that’s coming straight from the stars too! It may be in a  space ship, a flying elevator or be sneaked in Doctor Who’s TARDIS. For ‘Xanax’ sounds just like a character from Star Wars and makes you feel privileged that you are being cured by something so celestial.

Xylometazoline
So Xylo Met Azoline Medicine and then? Then she drove him so crazy that he went and stuffed her up your nose! And hey, she just did such a wonderful job of digging all the gold for you! Nasal decongestants are such saviors aren’t they?

Flomax
Can’t decipher what’s so funny about poor little Flomax? Well it’s just so apt! It is used to improve urination in men with prostate disorders. It ‘max’s the flow alright!

Idebenone
“I’d-be-none?” Then who would you be? Or was that to say that we would be none after we have you? And why would we have you if we’d be none after you are done with us? Whoa. Whoa wait. We think our brain will blank out cause of you rather than the Alzheimer’s that you are supposed to cure! Also, just wondering – is this available, or would there be none when we go check?

Jamaal Gota
Sounds like some Mata’s ghotala? Well, tread the waters with caution then! This herb claims to be beneficial in reducing hair loss and getting your bowel movements right. Erm, how is one herb beneficial for two such non related ailments? We wouldn’t know would we? Told you, there was some ghotala about this!


Have you come across any such weird names that left you dumbfounded or fighting back tears of laughter? Let us know in the comments!

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